OI, ECTOTITS!! YOU LEAVE SAGE AND GARLIC LITTERED AROUND THE GODDAMN DORMS ONE MORE ASSFUCKING TIME AND I'M ADDING THEM TO THE SHITTY SPICE RACK WHERE THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!
The only ghost in the dorm is that chick from Class B when we have our fucking Christmas party, dumbass!! But if you really want to play pretend with your haunted shopping list, don't bitch and moan when I use the ingredients for tonight's meal before they rot.
You'll catch ants before you catch a ghost, and I'll dump them into your fucking pillowcase when you do.
YOU PEEL IT FIRST, YOU BRAINLESS BITCH!! AND WHY THE FUCK WAS THE GARLIC ON THE **FLOOR** TO BEGIN WITH?! THE BULB WAS ON THE COUNTER WHEN I FOUND IT!!! Keep your fucking voodoo bullshit out of our goddamn pantry.
[At least Tokoyami has the decency to keep his occult love to his own room and doesn't make it everyone else's problem.]
Practice what you preach, Ghostbuster Girl, you're not exactly earning yourself brownie points in terms of my respect, either.
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YOU LEAVE SAGE AND GARLIC LITTERED AROUND THE GODDAMN DORMS ONE MORE ASSFUCKING TIME AND I'M ADDING THEM TO THE SHITTY SPICE RACK WHERE THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!
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Don't mess with that shit when I'm trying to catch something!
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You'll catch ants before you catch a ghost, and I'll dump them into your fucking pillowcase when you do.
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You're gonna use floor garlic to cook with?! I'm telling the whole class!
Maybe if you want some respect you oughta start givin it, cause being a dickhead ain't making me want to do shit for you!
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[At least Tokoyami has the decency to keep his occult love to his own room and doesn't make it everyone else's problem.]
Practice what you preach, Ghostbuster Girl, you're not exactly earning yourself brownie points in terms of my respect, either.